Brenda's Bangs

In my pre-adolescent--adolescent days, I was infatuated with Brenda's bangs, and with her hair in general. Oh why couldn't it be mine? It was so rich, so chocolatey, so STRAIGHT and just WELL DONE, BRENDA. Well. done. Look at this shit.

You wish.

Before I started watching the show again, I had forgotten that Brenda's bangs had very humble beginnings. Apparently she cut them with Carol Potter's gardening shears.

But will I be a virgin forever?

Moral of the story: THERE IS HOPE FOR ALL OF US.

You're welcome. Love, Lara

I tried.

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